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Hoppas att du fick dig en skön promis…….
Själv har jag redan vart ute i skogen med hunden, stantas myggbiten vart jag/vi me….Grrrrrrr
Ha en bra dag!!!!
Tack för träffen i kväll….Grymt kul…..
Shit va dotter min gillade dig…Hon pratade om dig tills hon sommnade……
Kram på dig! Tim hälsar så mycket!Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient.
The Doctor replied ’Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional. In
over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’’Okay then,’ Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest ’whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen.It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to
his feet and regain his composure.’I’m so sorry,’ said the doctor. ’I really am. I don’t know what came
over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t
happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?’’It’s swollen,’ Bob replied.
:D:DThe Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally , the guys’ side of the story.
We always hear ’ the rules’
From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered ’ 1 ’
ON PURPOSE!1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1 . Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1 . Sunday sports It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.1 . Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1 . Crying is blackmail.
1 . Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!1 . Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1 . Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1 . Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.1 . If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.1 . If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1 . You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1 . Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1 . Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1 . ALL men see in only 1 6 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have noidea what mauve is.1 . If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.1 . If we ask what is wrong and you say ’nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1 . If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
1 . When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…Really .
1 . Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.1 . You have enough clothes.
1 . You have too many shoes.
1 . I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1 . Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can –
to give them a laugh.Jag är så as arg….. :evil:eller noooot…. :p
Ville bara säga att jag är JÄV-IGT avundsjuk på dig. Inte nog med att du är söt och stark, du har blivit så fit så otroligt snygg. Och magen!! Gud vad sexigt!!! Jag vill ju oxå!!!!! Vad äter du egentligen under en dag??? Du har säkert något mirakelpreparat där kroppen bara spottar ut fett och behåller muskler…
GRATTIS OCH GRYMT KÄMPAT!!!!! :up:
Candy Canary wrote:Jag är så as arg….. :evil:eller noooot…. :pVille bara säga att jag är JÄV-IGT avundsjuk på dig. Inte nog med att du är söt och stark, du har blivit så fit så otroligt snygg. Och magen!! Gud vad sexigt!!! Jag vill ju oxå!!!!! Vad äter du egentligen under en dag??? Du har säkert något mirakelpreparat där kroppen bara spottar ut fett och behåller muskler…
GRATTIS OCH GRYMT KÄMPAT!!!!!
Ha ha ha nä det tror jag inte dock har jag fått köra CARDIO det kan jag lova . Intervaller på cykel där jag pressar skiten ur mig själv. Sedan är det så att jag har en kunnig coach och visst visa dagar är det inte mycket mat för en italienare men sedan kommer dagarna som nu där jag äter lika mycket som Jonas Lundberg Du skulle ha sett hans min LOLMen snälla va inte så arg nästa gång lol .
Tack för dom fina orden .Baboom wrote:Tack
Hittade idag ett par respekt me boots
riktig coola street style .
nu ska vi dra och se hancook på bio .Guts and Balls — I always wanted to know.
We’ve all heard about people having ’guts’ or ’balls’, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
’GUTS’ – Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, ’Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’’BALLS’ – Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
saying, ’You’re next, Fatty.’I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in near death.
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